Ukraine Needs More Saran Wrap if Democracy is to Prevail
It Isn't Just F-16's and Leopard Tanks...
In major American cities, it is not uncommon to spot Ukrainian flags proudly displayed in shop windows and front lawns. I wish I could show the individuals who hung those flags the videos I'm about to share with you. From the first days of coverage, the crisis has been depicted in the West as a perverted performance-art piece. Mainstream media clearly understands this (cue Olena Zelensky posing in front of a downed airplane for Vogue) and it therefore should come as no surprise that the UAF has shown no hesitation or shame in recording their behavior and posting it on various social media platforms. It's crucial to understand that the footage I'm sharing here was deliberately recorded. The individuals involved in acts of violence and abuses of authority evidently perceive no wrongdoing in their actions; on the contrary, they take pride in themselves. It is solely the Western media that feels compelled to justify such behavior, which is funded by millions of taxpayer dollars at the expense of immeasurable human misery.
One of the disturbing trends in Ukraine over the past few years has been the practice of publicly shaming dissenters by taping them to a pole, often with their pants pulled down or subjected to similar forms of humiliation, followed by public mockery or even physical violence. These acts are carried out without proper trials and are frequently perpetrated by official police, all under the pretext of punishing those who supposedly dishonor the Nazi Nation of Ukraine. While the official narrative suggests that this barbaric punishment targets individuals who speak Russian rather than the Russian language itself, I find it repulsive regardless of the pretext. What makes it even more concerning is that some of these recorded incidents occurred before the military operation at the beginning of 2022, indicating that they were not merely reactionary but deliberate acts of aggression against the Russian people."
“After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion, as to reject any offer, proposed by wise men, which shall be found equally innocent, cheap, easy, and effectual.”
― Jonathan Swift
I would like to present a modest proposal of my own: that NATO member states immediately cease all exports of advanced weapons systems and, instead, provide Ukraine with an abundant supply of saran wrap and shipping wrap. Considering the evident fascination with these products and their innovative use in the torture of political dissidents, I believe such a shift would result in a significant reduction in casualties and property destruction. By keeping the Ukrainians preoccupied with their grotesque practice of binding Russian sympathizers to telephone poles, they would be less likely to have the time and resources to carry out destructive acts such as blowing up a hydroelectric dams.
There is, possibly, a path to peace:
-The Shultz Report by M. Shultz