Yes, I Should

A fun little exercise in literary play.

“Should I invite you to dinner?”

“Oh,” she replied, “I feel quite sure that you would not invite me.”

“Why not?”

“Because,” she said plainly, “I should certainly eat you up!”

“Oh, no you wouldn’t,” he exlaimed.

“Oh, yes I should,” she whispered.

And so the argument went on, till at last they agreed to go together to his house, and there settle the dispute.

The moon is a cannibal. - Every night it eats up the sun.

-written by M. Shultz